This is the first day of the rest of my life. And, as it turns out, part of my new life will take place in a much nicer studio space than I have now.
How come I'm getting a new studio? A few months ago, on a lark, I entered one of those cable-TV home makeover show contests, and - to my surprise - I won. (I won't disclose the name of the show or the network until the producers give me the OK.)